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Menu - Food is Love
Popeyes Biscuits My grandma and I wore fancy dresses to an empty Popeyes before the wedding. She taught me table manners. I spread cheap napkins on my skirt, sat straight, and sliced the biscuits all proper. She sang me a song that goes, “Elisa, Elisa, if you’re able, keep your elbows off the table.” ⋆⁺₊⋆ ━━━━⊱༒︎ • ༒︎⊰━━━━ ⋆⁺₊⋆ Espresso Sonata No. 1 The only wedding I’ve attended was my dad’s. Boston froze over in January and Anna requested a coffee flavored cake. I wore a sc


There are 30 Grams of Protein in this Essay
Collage by Darya Shauchenka If you have been online over the past two years you have certainly come across protein-related content. TikTok recipes; Instagram posts of best protein packed Trader Joe’s products; and the endless memes about the word “protein” getting slapped onto every single snack imaginable: It feels as though protein has become nearly impossible to avoid. In 2020, the world was faced with a global pandemic, completely upending life as we knew it. Many were f


The Dorm Digest
Between hefty New York price points and the, I’ll say, less than ideal conditions of the dining hall food, on campus, it's tough to find good food at a good price point. So I asked a number of students what their tried and true dorm kitchen meals are. After all, the best food is that which is shared. Teriyaki Salmon Rice Bowl “A staple of my Film student diet this past semester. It’s cozy, filling, and very cost effective. Easy, and great for the dorm, everything listed belo


How to Boil a rhode iPhone Case
Ingredients rhode dupe iPhone 16 case Boiled water in a pot Ice water rhode lip glosses if you want to boil those too She’s runny, the lip balm. It will come pouring out as soon as you twist the lid off because the balm expands from the heat of your phone, which now in retrospect sounds cancer-inducing for my lips. The average lip gloss connoisseur consumes 24 milligrams of lip product a day and I am yet another Tiktok shop victim. I bought two of them. I was obsessed


Artwork by Jade Wong
Jade Wong @jade_wong1


"You Ate!"
Like good art, food can capture experiences in a way that simply cannot be put into words. Food is both healing and communal; it captures feelings and emotional nuances, leaving lasting impressions on our souls. While the dining hall food has its ups and downs, I always cherish the meals I have with my friends. We’re a diverse group of people; therefore, some food is familiar, others not so much. For example, as a Black woman, putting grapes in a chicken salad is definitely


Everything Shower
Artwork by Rachel Genito I stole my mother’s razor the first time I shaved and prayed she wouldn’t notice. It was fourth grade. I had nothing but Youtube and a dream and inexplicable shame about my sudden desire to change. Is this what it means to be a woman? I wondered, as little dots of blood emerged from my thighs. Will I be a woman when I look new? I know how to shave, now. Most of the time, there isn’t any blood. Tonight, I prepare myself for an Everything Shower, my bib


The Hidden Cost of the Big Beautiful Bill: A Blow to Grad Student Loans and College Access
Art by Okyu Derin Ersoy As lawmakers celebrate the sweeping reforms in the so-called “ Big Beautiful Bill, ” one provision is drawing quiet concern among educators, students, and policy analysts: changes to federal graduate student loan programs. Grad PLUS loans are federal loans that allow graduate and professional students to borrow up to the full cost of attendance, covering not just tuition but also housing, books, and other essential expenses. Unlike many private loans


Thank you for coming to our launch party!
November 10, 2025 Newsletter The 2025-2026 Prattler Team at the Rogue Launch Party Hi All, Thank you to everyone who attended our launch party this past Friday. It was a huge success for us, and for your closet too, we hope! The Rogue Edit Also, here's another reminder that pitches for our Occult Classics Winter Web Issue are due this Friday, November 14th . Here is a link to the pitch log. Here is a link to the SVM form, wherein you may submit any sort of standalone media


The Death of the Muse
Photography by Sophie Dunlap The muse is missing. Designers are trying to keep up with the new digital wave while boring us at the same time. The algorithm pushes aesthetics fast enough to not let anyone stand out. Everything is trending. All the time. Until it’s “cheugy” and outdated and is placed right back in the trend cycle after a few years. We scroll through thousands of interchangeable “It-girls” who all own the same chunky resin bangles and lightweight transparent pon
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