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Thank you for coming to our launch party!

November 10, 2025 Newsletter The 2025-2026 Prattler Team at the Rogue Launch Party Hi All, Thank you to everyone who attended our launch party this past Friday. It was a huge success for us, and for your closet too, we hope! The Rogue Edit Also, here's another reminder that pitches for our Occult Classics Winter Web Issue are due this Friday, November 14th . Here is a link to the pitch log. Here is a link to the SVM form, wherein you may submit any sort of standalone media

Ella Ferrero

I am Being Suffocated by the Media Bubble and So are You

October 27, 2025 Newsletter Collage by Jasmine Nguyen A few mornings ago I was getting ready, and I was thinking about the Prattler. Specifically, I was thinking about the newsletter and how much more time can pass before it becomes apparent that, behind my not writing it, I am hiding two ugly truths: a complete lack of inspiration and an utter absence of creative impulse. It gets dark by 6pm, almost nothing feels intellectually stimulating, and as I’m writing this the New Yo

Ksenija Carleton

Let Them Eat Cake

October 20, 2025 Newsletter Collage by Jasmine Nguyen with "let them eat cake" by Kamile Lukrecija Lukosiute (2024) We don’t know if Marie Antionette actually said it, but Jean-Jacques Rousseau did! “Let them eat cake” is the phrase of the moment—a rich person’s poor interpretation of the plight of the lower class. Just like Kim Kardashian not knowing the price of a gallon of milk, Antionette did not understand the nuance of a poor person’s position, and that poor people cann

Ella Ferrero

The Biblical Diet, Clean Eating, and its Fascistic Appeal

October 13, 2025 Newsletter A lot of girls on TikTok have fallen into fascination with “Biblical fruit,” a subsect of the wider Catholic aesthetic revival happening amongst our generation. Biblical fruit refers to pomegranates, dates, figs, and other rich and messy fruits that Jesus might have eaten. I know we all know about the “pomegranate girl” who is obsessed with pomegranates and that seems to constitute a personality trait. I think those girls are allowed to have fun wi

Ella Ferrero