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Thoughts on Predictability, Risk, and Cultural Stasis

Humans have attempted to remedy the randomness and unpredictability of life - with stories, myths, religion, science - for about as long as we have existed. It seems as though this act of quantifying ourselves to oblivion, be it through Spotify Wrapped, Oura rings, or Fitbits, is our contemporary coping mechanism for the volatile nature of human identity and health. Read More.

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Stop, Drop, and Pay for Your Pubes

November 3, 2025 Newsletter Ultimate Bush SKIMS About two weeks ago, the pop-culture puppet master that is Kim Kardashian announced the drop of yet another truly useful product that will be of great benefit to society: thongs with fake pubes. For 32$, you can buy three pieces of string sewed together, complete with a fake bush available in twelve different variations, ranging from straight hair to curly. That way, no matter your ethnicity, you too can make Kim Kardashian rich

Ksenija Carleton

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Thoughts on Predictability, Risk, and Cultural Stasis​

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Stop, Drop, and Pay for Your Pubes

Thoughts on Predictability, Risk, and Cultural Stasis