top of page

Weekly Newsletter
Stop, Drop, and Pay for Your Pubes
For 32$, you can buy three pieces of string sewed together, complete with a fake bush available in twelve different variations, ranging from straight hair to curly. That way, no matter your ethnicity, you too can make Kim Kardashian richer by paying for fake hair to wear on your vagina - hair that, if desired, will in fact grow for free, all on its own. Read More
Ksenija Carleton
Editorial Assistant
bottom of page
























